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Junior Front-End Developer (Wizard in Training)

Location: The Land of Infinite Coffee & Endless Deadlines (Remote also accepted if you have a magic carpet)

About Us:
We’re a cutting-edge, totally real tech startup that’s revolutionizing the way unicorns interact with blockchain-powered spaghetti code. We’re looking for a Junior Front-End Developer who’s ready to battle bugs and summon pixel-perfect interfaces from the digital abyss.

What You’ll Do:

• Translate mysterious wireframes into actual websites without summoning any dark forces.
• Write code that somehow works on all browsers, including the ancient Internet Explorer from the depths of the underworld.
• Collaborate with our team of coding druids and design sorcerers to bring enchanting user experiences to life.
• Break things on purpose, then fix them while muttering arcane incantations.
• Drink copious amounts of coffee or energy potions to survive daily stand-ups.
• Occasionally fend off angry clients wielding vague feature requests and “just make it pop” demands.

You Should Have:

• A keyboard and internet connection (seriously, that’s the bare minimum).
• Basic knowledge of HTML, CSS, and JavaScript — bonus points if you can speak fluent React or Vue.
• A willingness to learn spells (libraries and frameworks) faster than a speeding bullet.
• The ability to Google like a pro when faced with cryptic error messages.
• Patience for mysterious legacy code that defies all logic.
• A healthy obsession with pixel perfection and clean code — or at least a desire to fake it convincingly.

Bonus Points:

• You’ve broken production at least once and lived to tell the tale.
• You own at least one obscure tech gadget no one else has heard of.
• You can do a decent impression of your computer screaming when it crashes.

What We Offer:

• A chair that sometimes squeaks, but hey, it’s a chair.
• Unlimited virtual high-fives and memes in our Slack channel.
• Occasional pizza parties when the internet gods smile upon us.
• The chance to say you work at a place where “Junior Front-End Developer” is actually a coveted title.

Junior Front-End Developer (Wizard in Training)

Location: The Land of Infinite Coffee & Endless Deadlines (Remote also accepted if you have a magic carpet)

About Us:
We’re a cutting-edge, totally real tech startup that’s revolutionizing the way unicorns interact with blockchain-powered spaghetti code. We’re looking for a Junior Front-End Developer who’s ready to battle bugs and summon pixel-perfect interfaces from the digital abyss.

What You’ll Do:

• Translate mysterious wireframes into actual websites without summoning any dark forces.
• Write code that somehow works on all browsers, including the ancient Internet Explorer from the depths of the underworld.
• Collaborate with our team of coding druids and design sorcerers to bring enchanting user experiences to life.
• Break things on purpose, then fix them while muttering arcane incantations.
• Drink copious amounts of coffee or energy potions to survive daily stand-ups.
• Occasionally fend off angry clients wielding vague feature requests and “just make it pop” demands.

You Should Have:

• A keyboard and internet connection (seriously, that’s the bare minimum).
• Basic knowledge of HTML, CSS, and JavaScript — bonus points if you can speak fluent React or Vue.
• A willingness to learn spells (libraries and frameworks) faster than a speeding bullet.
• The ability to Google like a pro when faced with cryptic error messages.
• Patience for mysterious legacy code that defies all logic.
• A healthy obsession with pixel perfection and clean code — or at least a desire to fake it convincingly.

Bonus Points:

• You’ve broken production at least once and lived to tell the tale.
• You own at least one obscure tech gadget no one else has heard of.
• You can do a decent impression of your computer screaming when it crashes.

What We Offer:

• A chair that sometimes squeaks, but hey, it’s a chair.
• Unlimited virtual high-fives and memes in our Slack channel.
• Occasional pizza parties when the internet gods smile upon us.
• The chance to say you work at a place where “Junior Front-End Developer” is actually a coveted title.

Junior Front-End Developer (Wizard in Training)

Location: The Land of Infinite Coffee & Endless Deadlines (Remote also accepted if you have a magic carpet)

About Us:
We’re a cutting-edge, totally real tech startup that’s revolutionizing the way unicorns interact with blockchain-powered spaghetti code. We’re looking for a Junior Front-End Developer who’s ready to battle bugs and summon pixel-perfect interfaces from the digital abyss.

What You’ll Do:

• Translate mysterious wireframes into actual websites without summoning any dark forces.
• Write code that somehow works on all browsers, including the ancient Internet Explorer from the depths of the underworld.
• Collaborate with our team of coding druids and design sorcerers to bring enchanting user experiences to life.
• Break things on purpose, then fix them while muttering arcane incantations.
• Drink copious amounts of coffee or energy potions to survive daily stand-ups.
• Occasionally fend off angry clients wielding vague feature requests and “just make it pop” demands.

You Should Have:

• A keyboard and internet connection (seriously, that’s the bare minimum).
• Basic knowledge of HTML, CSS, and JavaScript — bonus points if you can speak fluent React or Vue.
• A willingness to learn spells (libraries and frameworks) faster than a speeding bullet.
• The ability to Google like a pro when faced with cryptic error messages.
• Patience for mysterious legacy code that defies all logic.
• A healthy obsession with pixel perfection and clean code — or at least a desire to fake it convincingly.

Bonus Points:

• You’ve broken production at least once and lived to tell the tale.
• You own at least one obscure tech gadget no one else has heard of.
• You can do a decent impression of your computer screaming when it crashes.

What We Offer:

• A chair that sometimes squeaks, but hey, it’s a chair.
• Unlimited virtual high-fives and memes in our Slack channel.
• Occasional pizza parties when the internet gods smile upon us.
• The chance to say you work at a place where “Junior Front-End Developer” is actually a coveted title.